Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City ,where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

“That’s nice”, she thinks, “but I want more.” So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help With Housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

2007812164019466_1Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

 

 

20060329105232802Floor 6 – You are visitor 431,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. 

 

 

 

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

 

Oh, the story is over now, but we can find what?

For husband store, there are 431,456,012  vistors, but for the wives store, the third, fourth, fifth and sixth floor have nerver been visited. That’s why?

That is a question.



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2 thoughts on “Husband Store

  1. 哦? 去Wives Store 的人都木有好奇心? 不买啥, 怎么也要走到底六层看看吧~~ 又不是真的挑老公和老婆^^

    另外, WOW一下男人第一层是”Have Jobs”. 女人是”Love Sex”, 哈哈~~ 基本要求啊…

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